Man Tries To Kill Wife For Taking a Bite of His Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Posted: January 12, 2017 in Food, News, Uncategorized
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A Dundalk man was taken into custody Sunday following an hours-long cheesesandstandoff with police that began when his wife took a bite from his grilled cheese sandwich, police said. The incident began around 5 p.m. in the 7100 block of E. Baltimore St. The man’s wife told police she had been making dinner in the kitchen when her husband fired a shot up through the floor while he was in the basement. The man, identified Monday as Daniel Brian Blackwell, 55, was angry at her because she had taken a bite from his grilled cheese sandwich, police said.

I think you know whose side I’m going to land on with this one, huh? Damn straight. Anyone who takes a bite of your grilled cheese sandwich deserves to be capped in the ass from the basement. Daniel Brian Blackwell? Not guilty!

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