Woman Attempts To Put Sweater On Dog, Gets What’s Coming To Her

Posted: January 1, 2017 in Animals, Assclowns, Opinion, Pets, Things I Hate, Things I Love

Stop it.

TAMPA, FL (WFLA) – Three people were injured during a dog attack Friday afternoon, according to Tampa Police. Police said a pit bull mix named Scarface attacked its owner and continue to attack other family members who tried to stop the attack.

Brenda Guerrero went outside to put a sweater on the dog when it began attacking her. Her husband, Ismal Guerrero, attempted to pull the dog off his wife when it began attacking him.

Animal Control and Tampa Police responded, and Animal Control shot the dog with a tranquilizer.

The Guerreros were taken to the hospital to be treated for their injuries.

Listen, my stance on this important issue is well documented, because if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times – don’t put clothes on a dog. I know you think it looks all cute and whatnot, but think of the dog, man. He’s embarrassed. Plus, he already has a coat. It’s called fur. Because of this I’m 100% behind Scarface on this one. So hear ye all, and let this be a warning from all dogs to all dog owners: Attempt to clothe me and you shall be attacked viciously, repeatedly, and without remorse. Thank you and good day, sir.


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