I 100% Agree With Trump’s Latest Decision

Posted: December 23, 2016 in Humor, Opinion, Politics
Tags: ,

The IndependentDonald Trump passed over a potential candidate for Secretary of State because of bushy moustache, according to insiders close to the incoming US President.

Several of Mr Trump’s associates said they thought that John Bolton’s brush-like moustache was one of the factors that handicapped the bombastic former United Nations ambassador in the sweepstakes for the role.

“Donald was not going to like that moustache,” said one, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “I can’t think of anyone that’s really close to Donald that has a beard that he likes.”

Listen, I’m not a Trump guy but I’m 100% behind this rationale. You know why? Because a guy with a mustache as outlandish and out-of-control as that can’t be trusted, man. Just a cartoonish look and an obvious cry for attention. I mean, is this dude even aware of how weird he looks? Anyone who lacks such hair self-awareness shouldn’t be in government work. End of story.

hair

Advertisements

Gimme a holler.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s