The Deep Sea is a Mysterious, Terrifying Place

Posted: December 21, 2016 in Animals, Great Photographs, Interesting Photos, Mystery, Nature, The Unknown, Things I Love, WTF?
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Roman Fedortsov is a deep sea fisherman who resides in Russia. He’s been taking photos of SWEET MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?

Seriously, I ran across these photos on the Moscow Times website (seriously, I read the Moscow Times online and it’s damn good) and they’re apparently real. This dude is reportedly based in Murmansk, which is a real place in Russia and not another planet where Hell has opened up and set demons free to roam the land and the seas.

As you peruse these adorable photos, please remember that we as humans have explored just 5% of the world’s oceans. Chills, man. I don’t know the official names of these atrocities so I’ll make some up on my own. Enjoy, and happy swimming!

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Basic Poisonous Ocean Spider. This is a baby.

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Here we have the Aborted Ocean Piglet, the Bug-Eyed Snot Eel and his cousin the Bug-Eyed Turd Eel.

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The rare Laser-Eyed Blackfish from Hell.

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A run-of-the-mill Giant-Eyed Saw-Toothed Demon Lizard.

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The Loch Ness Million-Toothed Monster.

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I’m sorry but that’s no fish. That’s an alien. Jeebus.

On a related note . . .

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Comments
  1. Joe says:

    The Loch Ness mouth is colored like a candy cane, just in time for Christmas lmao

Gimme a holler.

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