Chick Karate Kicks Clown in the Face, In Related News I May Be In Love

Posted: November 4, 2016 in Humor, News, Things I Hate, Things I Love

AJCPolice arrested a woman they say kicked a karaoke DJ dressed as a clownkickerclown in the face during a Halloween celebration at a Marietta bar. Rachel Glenna Fisher, of Grayson, was given a bond of $1,000 for her misdemeanor charge of simple battery, according to Cobb County court records. Officers responded to calls about a fight at Jimmy Mac’s, 3205 Canton Road, about 1:50 a.m. Saturday, according to an arrest warrant. The karaoke DJ told officers how he ended up getting a “karate type kick” in the face.

He said many employees and customers at the bar were wearing costumes for the Halloween celebration. The DJ was “dressed up in the costume of an evil clown,” the warrant read. When the DJ approached her, she pushed him and “kicked him on the left side of his face with a karate type kick,” according to the warrant.

Pretty? Check.

Likes to have a good time? Check.

Athletic? Check.

Knows how to fight? Check.

Despises clowns and violently karate kicks them in the face? Double check.

H-e-l-l-o-o-o, Rachel Glenna Fisher. Call me.

Note: If the article had mentioned she likes dogs and Cheez-Its I’d be on my way to Georgia.


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