Rest Easy, California: The Cow Fart Resolution Has Passed

Posted: September 8, 2016 in Animals, Humor, Politics, WTF?
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“For realz?”

SACRAMENTO (AP) — California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.

The measure was approved shortly before the end of the legislative session Wednesday after its author, Democratic Senator Ricardo Lara of Bell Gardens, agreed to give dairy farms more time to comply.

The legislation seeks to reduce methane emissions associated with manure to 40 percent below their 2013 levels by 2030. Methane is one of several gases known as short-lived climate pollutants that don’t persist for long in the atmosphere but have a huge influence on the climate.

Wait. How do you regulate cow farts? Seriously? Less cows? Change their diet? What don’t I know? I have a serious beef with this issue, man. Anyhoo cows, you may consider mooooving out of California.

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