Boy finds Koala trying to steal car, completely ruins moment.

A schoolboy from rural Victoria returned home yesterday to find a furry carjacker behind the wheel of the family Land Rover.

Sam Box, 15, told 9news.com.au he had just gotten off the bus after school when he found the koala “trying to drive our car away”.

He quickly snapped photos showing the koala sitting in the driver’s seat with its paws on the steering wheel.

“After a while he just hopped out and walked away,” Box said.

Yeah, I bet. Walked away in disgust.

Seriously, so this is what the world has come down to? I never thought I’d see the day when a koala couldn’t get in a car and take a scenic drive across the Australian countryside. All this little guy wanted was take a drive, go see his girlfriend in the outback, maybe have a little koala afternoon delight. But n-o-o-o, Sam Box had to go and spoil the party.

Shame on you, Sam Box. Leave that koala alone.