Bad Christmas Cards, Part 3

Posted: December 14, 2014 in Funny Photos, Humor
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Why? Because the masses have asked for it. Let’s dive right in! Oh, you can click on the photo to enlarge, but do so at your own risk!

1a

Note to all teenagers: Never get into a hot tub with a man wearing a porn mustache.

2

Although Myrna’s twin babies were born minutes apart, Bubba always seemed more mature than little Alex.

2a

Because nothing says Christmas like a suburban white family pretending to be rappers.

3

Taken mere moments before Bob the Duck snapped, putting a final and bloody end to the human’s domination of the animals.

3a

Sadly, only when the stench began to spread did everyone realize Santa was dead.

4

Spreading holiday STDs since 1973.

5

Few know that Kris Kringle’s younger brother Roy branched off to start his own unsuccessful tradition, The Annual Stuffing of the Teddy Bears.

5a

Rudolph has really let himself go. On a related note, looks like mom’s about to get rear-ended.

6

One year the Farnarkle’s tried to give themselves away for Christmas, only to be returned to Nerds ‘r’ Us on the 26th.

7

HOLY MOTHER! The over-under on the number of people buried in this couple’s backyard is 12.

8

Yes honey, I know. Sometimes you can be a little TOO close to The North Pole.

9

When the authorities finally busted into Blitzen’s apartment, here’s what they found mounted on the wall.

That’s all I got! Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!

Gimme a holler.

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