Dumb Baby Names: Part II

Posted: March 21, 2013 in Assclowns, Humor, WTF?
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Extra – Naturally, everyone assumes Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will give their baby girl a name that starts with a K. Not only do both parents’ names begin with the letter, but most of Kim’s family members have K names too. The Sun, however, says Kanye jumped on the unusual baby name bandwagon and has fallen for the name North, as in North West. North is tamer than some Hollywood baby names like Nicolas Cage’s son Kal-El (after Superman), Penn Jillette’s daughter Moxie Crimefighter and Jason Lee’s boy, Pilot Inspektor.

Well, you may remember my blog about baby names awhile back. You can read it here if you want. In the blog I made fun of people who call their kids Blayde and Draven and other ridiculous names like those.

So, when I read the article above I can’t say I was particularly surprised. After all, it IS Kanye. He’s an assclown of the highest order. But still, North West? Really? Why no love for South West? How about Old West? Go West? Head West?

The mind reels.

And how about those other names? Moxie Crimefighter? Pilot Inspektor? What the hell are these people thinking? What is the point? To make your kid look like a fool? Are they having fun at their baby’s expense? How will these kid’s ever become a doctor or lawyer with those names? I’m so confused.

Can somebody explain this to me?

Gimme a holler.

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