Dude picks wrong bike to steal, gets demolished. Street justice personified.

Posted: November 16, 2012 in Assclowns, Fails, Fights
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Street justice? Sweet justice.

Sun SentinalA 30-year-old man was tackled and received blows to the face, but he’s no crime victim, Fort Lauderdale police say. Keith Kirk appeared in court Thursday with blackened, swollen eyes and stitches between the brows. He is accused of stealing a bicycle about noon Wednesday outside the One Stop Food Mart at 18 NW First Ave. in Fort Lauderdale. The beatdown was delivered by the bike’s owner, Calvin McDougal of Lauderhill, according to a police report. The two men got into a fight when McDougal chased after Kirk to retrieve his $600 bicycle. “I believe there was a little bit more than just a tackle,” Broward County Judge John “Jay” Hurley said Thursday during Kirk’s hearing in first appearance court. “Now, sir, you allegedly steal someone’s bike and it looks like there was some street justice carried out.” After Kirk left the podium, Hurley wondered aloud from the bench: “Did you notice how the guy who owned the bike didn’t get arrested?”

Hey Keith Kirk, yes, I did notice the owner of the bike didn’t get arrested. You know why? You stole his bike. He caught you. He throttled you. End of case.

PS – Gotta love this judge, don’tcha?

 

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