Weird, Disgusting and Inappropriate Food Names: My Top 10

Posted: September 19, 2012 in Fails, Food, Funny Photos, Humor, WTF?
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OK, time for a fun blog, something off-the-wall, weird . . . wait. That’s what I almost always do. Never mind. Anywho, I think I was looking at a Ho-Ho or Fruit Loops in the store the other day and I started thinking about funny food names. Well, after weeks of exhausting research by the crack staff here at Shoe: Untied, we came up with the funniest, weirdest, and sometimes most disgusting food names out there. OK, most of them are disgusting. Just so ya know, I’m not proud of what you’re about to read and see. That said, read on readers . . .


Funny for obvious reasons in a juvenile way, but the thing that cracks me up about this picture is the way Mini Dickmann’s is sitting there all cool and whatnot, just hoping you don’t notice Super Dickmann’s. Nice try Mini Dickmann’s. Nice try indeed.


Yeah, I really got nuthin’ to add here, other than the fact that the Kardashian girls order this stuff by the case. Weekly.


Hey, if Wack Off assists in the “minimization of Ross River Virus & Malaria”, I think we’re all safe.


Wait, The Village People are endorsing food now? On a related note, I don’t want to know what’s in the gravy.


Listen, I know you may be lacking in sanitary, unpolluted water, but really Ghana?


Well, there IS a picture of an elephant on the wrapper.


I am so sorry right now.


Is this sexually suggestive or is it just me? Ah, probably just me. Sorry.


It has nuts with a creamy center. I have no idea what that means.

And #1 . . .

Yep, nothing whets the appetite like Shittos Hotly Spiced Pepper Sauce. I hear it goes great over Butt Steak.

I hate myself right now.

  1. JR says:

    I have patients who often complain of a discharge from their “vergina”. (No kidding!) I assume it’s from taking in too many Super Dickmanns.

  2. JR says:

    Your list is what’s funny!

  3. yourothermotherhere says:

    Those are hilarious!!!

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